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WARNING:
I've written absolutely nothing worth your while, so don't even bother reading any of it. If, however, you do not care what I tell you and you still want to know what I've written despite my warning you otherwise, then I suppose I have no other choice but to tell you.
My first, as yet unpublished novel for middle readers, Beatrix Black and the Lake of Mirrors, is an incredible bore, and not at all worth your time. Not only is the title incredibly predictable, but the main character, Beatrix Black, is nothing like a normal child should be, and I will tell you why: 1. She loves to read. Horrible, isn't it?
If you want to know more about Beatrix Black, though I can't possibly see why, then you should click here.
Several of my far worse short stories have been published by Black Lantern Publishing, and should you feel particularly into torturing yourself, then you will click here.
Presently, I am working on two other detestable novels, one for middle readers and the other for young adults. I have good predictable titles planned, but don't intend on sharing either of them with you at this point, though should you like to know you might continue to check my website or your local library for updates when they are available.